Dead Sounds

by The Drunken Draculas

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At long last, the first full length from the Drunken Draculas! Possibly the greatest full-length garage rock record ever released from hell. Lovingly recorded to tape, and available on pro-dubbed cassettes to play in your old Impala.

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released October 31, 2012

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Track Name: The Tranny Was a Zombie!
Draculas lurking
He’s herkin and jerking for some tranny blood
He knew the right spots, tied those panties in knots
He was an awful stud

When he found the one, that would wet his tongue
It was something strange

Tranny was a zombie
While he seduced the dead, she gave him head
Behind the donor train.
While he sucked the blood,
It tastes just like mud, it was awfully strange
Drac was found, with no one around,
And without his brains

Tranny was a zombie
What you should know, about zombie hos
Is that they eat brains
You may pay a price, that is more than thrice
What you will compensate
Dracula learned, that you get burned
By your Tranny love
Track Name: Devil Days, Demon Nights
I wake at night, just to see you
Sucking the blood, that's what I do
Track Name: Frankenstein's Sun City
He was out drinking
His liver was strong
But that goes without saying when you’re Frankenstein
He could crush any man
And he could kill anyone
But a woman’s heart he could just not steal
And he said

I want it all!

They met at a bar
She was a horrid lass
She was a freak of nature
Not a single body part was hers
Her night flirtations had failed, why was a built this way?
Then she saw young Frankenstein
And she had these words to say

I want it all!
Track Name: Old Ass Troll
Old ass troll,
He’s got no gold

Old ass troll,
Where’s your bridge?
Old ass troll,
That aint your bridge!

Drinking beer, drinking scotch!
Drinking gin, drinking wine!

Old ass troll,
Where’s your bridge?
Old ass troll,
That aint your bridge!
Track Name: Apeman In the Big City
I wear a suit in the big city
Making money for the man upstairs
Pushing papers, warming chairs
Dreaming of my dank jungle home

In the jungle, 5 dollars goes far
Bushel bananas, round of drinks
Tailored hat, potato things
big city, cup of coffee

They be yellin, they be screamin
Subway lines be confusin
Human woman hate ape kissin
And I dream of jungle lovin
I miss my jungle home
In the city I am alone
Ape man in the big city
Singing this little ditty
Track Name: Ghostly Wail
This is a song, forever lost
Those who have no place
So occupy this space
They are lost, and they have no grace
They can watch over, those who can never leave
I passed into the dark some time, many many years ago
Yet I have no rest

Come along, and don’t be shy
You haven’t room to cry
This will be your home
From now until the end, shake your chains and dilate planes
We are just lost souls
In this dying home, with nowhere left to go
Until the end
Track Name: Drunken Summer
Gotta Go out, Gotta Get Drunk!
Track Name: Father Death
Hey father death, I’m flying home
Hey poor man, you’re all alone
Hey old daddy, I know where I’m going
So father death, don’t you cry anymore
Mommas there, underneath the floor
Brother death, is behind the store
Old Auntie, death don’t hide your bones
Local death, I hear those groans

Father Death, your body’s gone
Father death, I’m coming home
Lover death, your words are true
Teacher death, I do thank you

Pain is gone, the worms take the rest
They can continue to sing these blues
Oh Voodoo death, I’ll work with you
Come on death, your mind is new
Thins angle death; ill work you through
Cause you and I, will get there too
Suffering is what was born
Ignorance made darkness yours

Father Death, your body’s gone
Father death, I’m coming home
Lover death, your words are true
Teacher death, I do thank you

Don’t you laugh when a hearse goes by
Because you may be the next to die
You don’t know when, you don’t know where
But you may never see the light again
Caretaker, tall and thin
He digs a hole and puts you in
Then it goes ok for a week
Then your coffin begins to leak…

Lover Death, I thank you
Father death, I can give you two
Good for death, your words are true
Teacher death, I do thank you
Track Name: Sangre Negra
She’s picking the lock with her teeth
As she pulls on her dress from last night’s dancing
Has her eyes set on that tall, dark stranger
And she gets what she wants

She wants that dark blood
She needs that dark blood
She’s gotta have that dark blood
She’s gotta get that dark blood
(So Get Out!)

She has no time for boys
Only the strong and bold will do
And now she has got that
And she knows she’s got that too

She wants that dark blood
She needs that dark blood
She’s gotta have that dark blood
She’s gotta get that dark blood
(So Get Out!)
Track Name: When the Bat is You
There once was a Vampire that got turned
Into a Bat, it’s what you’ll learn!

So whatcha gonna do?
When the Bat’s on you!
So watcha gonna do?
When the Bat is you!

If you fly every night
It makes your life, quite a fright

So whatcha gonna do?
When the Bat’s on you!
So watcha gonna do?
When the Bat is you!
Track Name: Little Red Gun
She had a little red hood
And a really big gun
She said you killed my lover once
And now you’re going straight to hell
I had my sights set on her,
But she had hers on me
She said you damn little wolf
You won’t see the end of me
And in the darkness of the woods
Simple visions and feats
I had been here before
But it was getting to me
I took a bottle of Jack
A couple fags to smoke
And I waited all alone
I waited quietly
I knew her lover well
Wondered the forest everyday
A charming little man
And he often would say
“Never disliked a man, I wasn’t built that way”
He tasted oftly fine
Not a word, not a cry

But I was drunk and I was old
She was young and she was sharp
She got me in her sights
And pulled the trigger tight
One bullet hit my jaw, one bullet hit my heart
And I feel to the ground
And the darkness too me
She had my name on every slug; it took her years to make
Saw the casings in my heart; it was all I could take
Track Name: Dracula Stole My Gal
Dracula stole my gal
I thought he was my pal
She used to be the one
But Dracula, what have you done!

(Dracula!) I thought he was my pal, then he stole my gal!

Dracula how could you
Our friendship, it is through
I hope your satisfied
Oh damn, how I cried!

(Dracula!) I thought he was my pal, then he stole my gal!

DRACULA!!!!